Something In The Way She Moves...

Heather Mills bashing has become a craze bigger than yo-yos, so it's nice to see her getting some words of support for a change.

They come in the form of that old, wise sage Yoko Ono, who admittedly knows a thing or two about being disliked.

Sporting a Panama hat tipped coquettishly to the side like the Man from Del Monte's mistress, Ms Ono suggested that loving a Beatle was a thankless task. As indeed is marrying one and trying to steal all his money after a very public divorce.

Being defended by Yoko Ono is like receiving an babysitting reference from Mira Hyndley.

"I think all the wives did suffer, and I think silently suffer," croaked Yoko in an interview with Sky News. "Suffer but endured, I would actually say," she added.

Anyone who has had the misfortune of listening to her contribution to "Double Fantasy" will beg to differ. As Yoko wails her way through 'Kiss Kiss Kiss', sounding like a baby being hit with a cat, one begins to wish her suffering was a little more silent.

She certainly sounds like she's in pain when she sings.

Heather Mills, face puckered like a balloon kno- No. I'm doing it again. No Mills bashing, no matter how fun or perspicacious can may be.

Both Heather Mills and Yoko Ono have clearly suffered. If, as the latter today suggested, they both remain silent and 'endure', maybe we wouldn't have to share it with them.